everythingthatiswrongwithamerica:
Okay but what if Carmen Sandiego, on her quest to steal national monuments, kidnapped Captain America
OH MY GOD, I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE
Gumshoes, today Carmen has captured that captivating Captain on another cunning caper. Her dastardly deed has deprived us of his darling demeanor and delicious derrière. You must recover and return our very own Star Spangled Man with a Plan, CAPTAIN AMERICA.
(cue Rockapella)
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