This is how I know I’m old: I just ate three pieces of pizza and not only do I have heartburn but I feel like I’m going to be seeing those three pieces of pizza again real soon.
professorpools said:
No one told me that, one day, spicy food would hurt my butthole. NO ONE TOLD ME THIS.
billiondollarsuperhero-writ-blog said:
I wish that could be a PSA that discouraged us from getting old as we aged. I’m pretty sure I’m not old enough to feel all the aches and pains I’m currently feeling in my body, but at the same time I’d never revisit my 20s for all the $ in the world.