dailysuperhusbands:

ok but single father steve and kindergarten teacher tony au

genius billionaire tony who mysteriously retired from the arms business after afghanistan and became a teacher instead. who everyone thought always hated kids but is secretly brilliant with them. who makes story time and learning to count seem like an adventure.

and of course steve’s kid adOREs tony. he thinks mr. s is the coolest thing on this planet and he talks about him non stop like he’s a combination between a wizard and an astronaut the way he talks about him and the class pet, this robot arm called dummy, and the awesome science classes mr. s does with them.

and there’s parent teacher interviews and steve finally gets to meet the illustrious mr. s and he’s charming and funny and way too handsome to be his kid’s teacher. and tony’s having an internal meltdown because rule one of his contract is that teachers aren’t allowed to date parents (tyvm prinicipal fury he can keep it in his pants ok he’s not like that anymore). but they still exchange numbers for purely professional purposes, emergencies and etc. so steve starts bringing coffee for tony in the mornings when he drops off the kid and the kid getting sick one day and tony calling to check up on him all worried.

i need the thing someone write the thing

snogfairy:

but imagine, really imagine your OTP….

• leaning their foreheads together, completely out of breath after a long kiss
• waking up together after their first time
• as grandparents
• holding hands romantically for the first time
• falling asleep on the couch
• staring at each other from across the room like the lovestruck idiots they are
• meeting again after being separated for a year
• being incrediblybly, absolutely, blissfully happy

fenrispenris:

jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

fenrispenris:

fenristhefriendlyghost:

tashabilities:

shmurdapunk:

imagine dating an immortal and finding a photo album of their exes who all sort of look like you dating back a century

Wow

What if the exes were all previous incarnations of you and the immortal’s been dating all of them in the hopes of getting you to remember your first life when you originally met them.

I want to write this

please write this

okay

Awkward First Meetings AUs

toxixpumpkin:

• “My cat steals underwear and I come home to find you chasing my cat to get your underwear back.”
• “I was imitating a fight scene off this anime I watched and accidentally hit you in the face.”
• “This horrible umbrella won’t extend! Oh shit I just hit you in the stomach/crotch! I’m so sorry.”
•  “I needed a drink of water after my shower but I forgot that I opened the blinds to my balcony and you just saw me walk into my kitchen naked.”
• “I just tripped and fell face first into your crotch, god end my life now please.”
• “I drunkenly tried to fight you and knocked myself out but you were kind enough to take care of me till I woke up.”
• “You have just witnessed me cry over the ending to my favorite game before class began please don’t ever tell anyone about this.”
• “I thought you were my friend so I slapped your ass in greeting.”
• “I sent a selfie of myself in the tub to the wrong number and you responded back with another selfie. Holy shit you’re really attractive.”
• “You’re headphones aren’t plugged in all the way so I know you’re listening to educational children’s cartoon theme songs.”
• “You just caught me reading hardcore smut fan fiction during class and you’re wondering how I can read this with a blank face.”
• “You accidently broke my arm when you fell from a tree and landed on top of me.”
• “I got my ass handed to me in SSB4 by this little kid and you were there to witness it.”
• “I’ve never talked to you before but the teacher just used us as an example for a scenario where we are married.”
• “Hello we are full grown adults fighting over this last balloon that’s shaped like a cats head.”
• “I’m running late to school and you just hit me with your motorcycle cause you’re also late and no I don’t want to go to the hospital instead because I cannot miss this test just please give me a ride instead?”
• “Please don’t tell anyone that I carry a stuffed animal around with me and even talk to it.”
• “Hello I’m your boss and you’re the new employee who just saw me shove an entire cupcake into my mouth.”
• “I’m watching The Lion King on my phone and I’m trying to hide the fact I’m sobbing uncontrollably but you notice anyway.”
• “I was trying to ask for directions and you accidentally pepper sprayed me cause you thought I was your stalker.”
• “Hey you called this number at like 3AM and we talked about some pretty heavy shit do you remember any of that?”